I am at peace now,
Dr. Henry Jekyll
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
To whom it may concern,
If you are reading this, my life has come to an end. It all started when I was watching Entertainment Television, and saw that Paris Hilton was going to jail. That's when I thought, that if I could purify the good in people, I could rid them of any evil doings. I came up with a potion, but because those PETA people have been complaining about my experimentation on animals, I decided to test it out on myself. I transformed into this hideous and pure evil creature, Mr. Hyde. Through him, I have hurt and killed many people. As the transformations occurred more often than a Jude Law movie I made the horrible conclusion that Hyde was going to take over my life, and I would be nothing more than a memory. He lives inside me, inside my soul. I decided the only way to end it was to take away his life source. The reason I am writing all of this is so no one will make the same mistake again. So that one day someone will write a musical, or maybe even a movie about my experimentation. This way, no one will forget what happened to Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
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3 comments:
Dear Dr. Jekyll,
Come to the dark side with me and I will "cure" you of your problems.
I can certainly bring you back to life, but only if you choose to join me, Volte...ooo (sorry) you know who, the one whose name shall not be spoken.
Join me, and we can be politicians together!
Love,
V
Dearest Henry:
If your transformations are occurring more than Jude Law movies I venture to say that you are beyond help. It is of the saddest occasion to hear of your continued ventures to the dark side of man. I appreciate your thoughts that you could cure the evil in people, but my friend, you must realize that humans cannot be cured entirely of evil, especially not Paris Hilton!
My hope is with you,
Mr. Utterson
Dr Jekyll,
It's a shame that we didn't reconnect after time. I missed terribly. Maybe we could have come up with a potion together to rid the world of all evil, and the pain of aging. Ahhh...if only.
I agree with you on Paris Hilton, but my first pick would be Michael Vick. He represents PURE EVIL.
Be at Peace,
Dr. Hastie Lanyon
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